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|Appropriate stages of emotional reactions expected during a PNW snow event|
proportionate to actual snowfall amounts.
Be aware, however, that you should also be shrieking in horror. That is important to the process of surviving this storm.
2. Proceed directly to your nearest Les Schwab tire dealership, or any tire seller that has studded tires. Purchase four new studded tires for this single storm-event. Have them installed immediately onto your vehicle. Drive as if normal weather conditions in them, and proceed to still have an accident. And then proceed to destroy the roads with said tires until April.
|The 'TaxPits' - $869 please. $$Ka-ching$$|
|"I'm gonna starve to death."|
|Well, I guess that SwagRiffic Vino, from the vineyards of Delaware will have to do.|