Monday, July 18, 2016
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
A cool and rainy day (after face-melting heat)
Things have been fairly quiet at Johanesen Cottage these
past weeks. As the anxiety disorder makes me even more hermit-like than ever, I am
spending most of my time in the house, taking care of my son. He was allowed to attend preschool two or
three times a week before it closed for the summer, to see if he’d like it, and
he LOVED it. That’s my boy. He asks every day, now that preschool is over, when
he can go back to ‘the school building’. He will be enrolled officially in September. I’m not sure I’m really accepting how much he’s grown already. I still want him to be my baby. He will be 40 and be my baby.
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| Fascinated by yellow buses, like his mom. He was allowed to climb aboard while the bus waited for its big-kid passengers. |
It’s a slow day today. We ate some leftover clam chowder I made the day before yesterday, for lunch. After 90 and 100 degree days, we are now enjoying 46 degree temps
and heavy rainfall. Just the kind of day for chowdah.
My off-the-cuff Chowder recipe (amounts may vary a bit since
I cook by the seat of my pants, you can adjust liquids as needed for your
desired thickness—I like it to be thick, but not stand-your-spoon-up-in-it
thick)
- Three medium leeks chopped fine and cleaned well. (I use leeks because I’m Belgian and I love leek. But most recipes you’ll find will call for onions and that’s fine too).
- One large carrot diced into tiny cubes.
- Four 6.5 ounce cans of cherry stone clams from Trader Joe’s, diced up to small pieces
- Three tablespoons of butter.
- ½ cup flour
- ~2 cups of water/stock
- ~2 cups of milk
- ~one cup heavy cream
- A spash of white wine
- Two Idaho potatoes cut into one inch cubes.
- Coriander and thyme (to your tastes)
- Salt
- Black pepper
Melt butter on medium until the sizzle goes silent. Toss in the leeks and stir until transparent.
Add carrots. Stir in the flour until everything is coated. Deglaze with the liquid from the canned clams. All 4. Then add water/stock. Add wine (just a splash). Add in the clams and the potatoes.
Add milk and spices. Taste first, the liquid from the clams can be salty, so you should always taste before adding salt. Add pepper to taste. Let cook for an hour on low. Add heavy cream abefore serving. Add some cilantro or parsley to taste. Garnish with a dash of paprika.
Add carrots. Stir in the flour until everything is coated. Deglaze with the liquid from the canned clams. All 4. Then add water/stock. Add wine (just a splash). Add in the clams and the potatoes.
Add milk and spices. Taste first, the liquid from the clams can be salty, so you should always taste before adding salt. Add pepper to taste. Let cook for an hour on low. Add heavy cream abefore serving. Add some cilantro or parsley to taste. Garnish with a dash of paprika.
My garden is growing. My radishes have bolted because of the strange weather. I just went outside between rain showers to take some pictures of the progress.
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| The potato-tire stack has grown! I'll be adding one more tire in a few weeks. |
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| I like my garlic. |
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| The radishes have bolted! The flowers are cute though. |
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| Rosemary |
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| Gandules! I got some hard-to-find things to grow for my puerto-rican cooking. |
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| Strawberries are doing well |
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| Our little carved bear guards the back door. |
There is something deeply soothing and satisfying, watching your garden grow. The only major failures so far are the bolted radishes and the celery seedlings that were gobbled up by something. The carrots are coming back from their first attack by nibbling somethings or other.
I've managed the slugs, and whenever I find them, they are the perfect treat to give the newest members of the Johanesen Cottage household; the little chickens!
I’ve wanted chickens for a long time, but my husband has
been kind of a major brat about it, worried that they would be eaten by
predators and whatnot. But this mother’s day he relented and got me a little
coop for four hens. You could not imagine my delight, I know that sounds stupid.
Ever since I lived at my sister's farm in Estacada, I have been in love with the layers. We had chickens at our stable, but they just roamed free and at mice, and laid eggs randomly about the place to be stepped on when they rotted. My sister got me a horde of chicks to raise for eggs, and oh, I loved them. It was only when she brought in the cornish cross meat chickens that I started to dislike having chickens. They ruined everything, they were SO GROSS.
So I went out first thing and picked up two chicks to begin with: The first two I got are
Silver-Laced Wyandotes. They will look like this:
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| Miss Chicken McFluffyPuffButt |
They looked like this when I brought them home:
But they look like this right now:
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| Their names are Bea and Emmaline. Not quite sure which one is which. |
I got two Ameraucanas this weekend. Cadence and Mellie. They
are still eensy and super cute!
They will look something like this:
They live in a little coop which will soon have a large run attached to it for their pecking around purposes. Hopefully in a few months we will have beautiful blue-green eggs and soft tan ones with rich yolks. The big girls already eat just about anything. They're great for my potato peelings and old lettuce, as well as the slugs that dare slime their way onto one of my garden bales. They are great composters, and when I much out their space I will pile it up for future garden fertilizing.
Otherwise, Johanesen Cottage is trying to get through this crazy spring.
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| Mother's day flowers |
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| My window box. Trying a new experiement to keep things alive in it. |
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| Sedum flower explosion in the hot-poker pot. |
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| I love sedum. I steal them from everywhere. Many of my pots are just collections from my klepto habit. |
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| The chimney of my repurposed cracked chiminea is still going strong. |
This is just a chill day today. Nothing glamourous.
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
Fun with monsters & essential oils
Many moms know, kids are full of surprises. One
of those is the active imagination that comes along soon into toddlerhood. Alex has provided no shortage of amusements and surprises so far.
When toddlers reach a certain age, some of them may
develop a sudden fear of sleeping in the dark, or of being in their rooms alone.
Often, when asked why, they will blame it on an infestation of monsters. This
fear is very real to them. Dismissing it can often make it worse.
There are plenty of ways of approaching the
problem, but there is one solution that is not only fun, it supports their
imagination, and helps them overcome their fear in a creative way. It is also a
safe and pleasant solution; and that is to whip up a batch of ‘monster
repellent’ using a recipe of essential oils that is formulated to help soothe
and calm them before bedtime.
Essential Oils are becoming a household resource
for an array of health and home solutions. So why not use them to calm an
anxious child in a fun way?
Start with a 16-ounce food-grade glass spray
bottle. These can be found at natural grocers, and a variety of other sources,
including Amazon. Glass is recommended when using pure essential oils. I also
recommend you seek out and find the highest-quality, high-purity essential oils
for this project. We can’t be too careful when our children are involved—so we
strongly recommend you find a reputable, safe source. I recommend dōTerra essential oils.
Begin with the recipe. Blend the following in
your spray bottle:
- 20 drops Vetiver
- 8 drops Lavender
- 8 drops Ylang Ylang
- 8 drops Roman Chamomile
- 4 drops Frankincense
- 4 drops Clary Sage
- 2 drops Marjoram
Fill the difference with purified water. Close
tightly, wipe down the bottle and set it aside.
Measure the desired size of your label. Apply
your craftiness, and starting with your child’s particular category of nemesis
(monster, ghosts, etc), create a colourful label for the bottle. It can say: MONSTER
REPELLENT or GO AWAY GHOST! You are also welcome to download the design
featured on this post by clicking HERE. This label is 3” x 6” and fits the
bottle nicely. You just need to print it on a matte photo paper, trim it down
to your desired size, and then with some rubber cement, affix it to the bottle.
Let it dry. You can also take it one step further and put a layer of clear tape
or contact paper over it so it doesn’t fade or smudge.
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| Pretty cute. Smells nice too. |
Using
the Spray:
Shake the bottle vigorously before use in order
to emulsify the oils and water. Quickly and lightly spray the child’s pillow
and bedding a few minutes before bedtime so the water can evaporate. You can
also go through the motions and pretend-spray where the child thinks the
monsters are hiding; like in the closet, under the bed, etc. Spraying curtains
will also prevent outdoor monsters from coming in, I’ve heard. The fresh scent
of aromatic oils will assure the child that you have actually applied a remedy,
and the application of these particular essential oils will also help soothe
and calm your child before bedtime.
You may also allow your children to help spray
down the room, participation will reinforce their confidence that this spray is
working, and assist in further calming, soothing and reassuring them.
So if your little one has a fear of monsters or
witches, goblins, ghosts or ghouls, there’s a solution for that (pardon the pun). J
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Straw Bale Goodness & Monster High Doll
Now onto good things, and let us leave the bad things behind
us. I’ve been throwing myself into new things. The doll project
(I’ve paused in painting because my anxiety has made my hands shaky and the
quality of work is suffering). This is what I have so far painting wise. It
will require refining
. Now onto the great garden experiment.
We live at about 1200 feet in a rain foresty part of the Mount Hood Wilderness. We are only a few steps away from the Sandy river, which is a lovely background rush that we enjoy. There are lots of trees. It's dark. However a few years ago, our neighbour hacked down the trees in his back lot, and made a garden, opening up the area in our back yard. Then our septic died and we had to have it redone, leaving our back yard a moonscape. It's been kind of messy back there for a while.
Well, I've always wanted a garden. The soil here is mostly volcanic sand from the last lahar from Mt. Hood's eruption 200 or so years ago. The soil has difficulty holding organics. Planting things just for an ornamental garden is a challenge. My dream of a lush English garden will not come to be here. Ony natives really thrive. And some really scraggly grasses. We get trillium, and oregon grape and ferns, and in summer, foxglove pops up everywhere. The neighbour brought in tons of manure and compost and tilled up his garden into a lovely fertile patch. But he still has issues with the shorter growing season because of the elevation and location.
I read an article on straw-bale gardening, and for a few years now, I've talked about it. My hubby decided it was time I got my garden (he still says no to chickens though). So we went out and bought six bales to start with. We also put some tires my sister left here to use for garlic and potatoes.
Here's the garden as it stands:
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| The seeds I planted are quicky coming up. I think I overdid it in the radish department. |
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| So excited to see these little guys grow. |
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| My green onions are coming up too! So cute. |
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| Peas are coming up. The strings are at the ready for them to climb on. |
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| Pretty little baby radish. :D |
This year is the great experiment. If this works, we'll add to the bales next year, and add more crops. I've already planted the carrots, cauliflower, cabbage, onions of a few varieties, garlic, leek, asparagus (that won't likely yield until next year). There are other seeds waiting their turn. I'm hoping this won't be destroyed by opportunistic raccons or deer. So far, they seem to be doing well. :)
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update
The Bitter Pig-faced Lolita (was *that* offensive?)
I’ve had it with Tone Bullies. Well, one Tone Bully in
particular—who I thought had been blocked but whose inexplicable return came
with the inevitable negative encounter.
You see, Facebook is rife with these people. The embittered,
mean-spirited, hyper sensitive narcissists, who view every post and every
comment as something invariably about them; as something about their issues.
This one in is a particularly volatile example. I know her through the ORS. She
made a brief appearance in the group. It wasn’t brief enough. Armed with an
arsenal of bad seamstressing, personal issues and dietary and medical problems,
every event she attended became something about her stomach, her health or her
personal offense. She left one of our retreats early because she felt ‘unwelcome’.
Stop the world! Nobody likes me! (Probably because you’re a whining asshole—FYI)
My first encounter with her is also documented in this blog
somewhere. Unknown to me, a friend of mine posted a humourous meme or movie or
something that laughingly mocked vegans. This person, (who I will dub henceforth
as ‘Balding Pink Haired PigFace McEverythingsAboutMe’ or BPHPFMcEAM), being
dietarily ‘sensitive’ (but also being as overweight as me if not more—obviously
not *so* sensitive that she can’t eat like a Roman in a vomitorium), posted a
bully missive that made my friend feel compelled to remove the post. She made a
comment about having to do so, and that raised my hackles.
I. Hate. Bullies. HATE THEM. So I replied to the comment
telling my friend that she should have not removed her post, that it was her
wall, and that it isn’t up to someone else to tell her what should and should
not be there. If that person is offended, that’s their fucking problem.
Now let me interject something here… A few weeks ago,
someone posted a meme that was basically a statement about white men being more
respectable than black men, simply by the way they dress; the meme showed black
guys with droopy pants and flat-billed caps, next to a photo of a couple of
white bros in suits and ties. Now that meme was stupid and flat out racist.
There was no ambiguity, no lack of clarity; it was racist. And I told that
person that it was. I also told them that there was no shortage of white guys
running around with droopy pants and douchey flat-billed caps. However there’s a stark difference between a
full-on racial commentary and a meme making fun of vegans. Vegans are not a culture of people being
marginalized by society. They’re vegans.
So there’s a fine line here. The issue here is that this
post by my dear friend was not about BPHPFMcEAM. But to her it was, you see,
because SHE had dietary issues, and that would be offensive to people with
dietary issues and blahdefuckingblah. I got into a fray with her, in which she
did what apparently must be habit for her, she made some comment and then
blocked me so that I could neither see it or respond to it further. No big
deal, good riddance, yes, it’s cowardly to shout something before slamming the
door, but I am used to the ‘attack then retreat’ tactic, my narcissistic mom
did it all the time.
Life was quieter without evidence of BPHPFMcEAM’s existence
for quite some time. But I noticed her name and the image of her pig-face popping
up again on another friend’s profile under comments. I ignored her. But
invariably, because she doesn’t like me, she found a reason to start her Tone
Bullying again. This time, she hijacked this other friend’s post about the
hyper-masculinizationß(not
sure if actual word) of mens’ products.
It was a fake ad for ‘manpons’. It was funny. Funny as shit. Here it is:
Yes. It’s funny, and it’s totally true, the ads would
TOTALLY be like that. Anyhow, I made the
comment beneath that, seeing as most men are total babies when it comes to pain
in comparison to women, if they had a period, they’d more likely spend it
curled up into the fetal position whining for a week. And sound the horns, the TONE POLICE came a-ridin’
in on a Special My Little Pony Lolita Unicorn.
You see, apparently because she has a trans partner or
friend, this was suddenly about the Trans community and my comment was
horrendously offensive to them. I was dismissing trans men who DO suffer from
periods, you see. I was erasing their
pain by making fun of guys being weenies about being in pain or sick.
I asked her to not turn the content of the thread into
something else. But she continued on,
dropping a litany of inane and boring buzzwords and yammering on about how this
was INDEED about what she wanted it to be. When I responded the last time, saying
that her response had nothing to do with anything other than the male gender
born with male bits, and that trans men could not be included simply by the
fact that they experienced the heartbreak of menstruation. And in true form, she
posted a response I could not see because she immediately blocked me.
The above video, and the commentary about men being weenies
about pain became something about this unfortunate woman. I cannot begin to
imagine what it would be like to look at everything with her eyes. Seeing
offense where there is none; digging for maliciousness where there never was
any. But the part that chaps my ass the most is the active desire to hijack
someone’s feed and turn it into something about themselves. Every shred of
opportunity, people like this latch onto it and whine and flail until someone
notices them. Everyone deserves
consideration and kindness, but going about like some embittered, angry fool,
trying to force everyone’s narrative into something that doesn’t offend your
overly sensitive viewpoint, well that’s just plain bullying.
There are lots of other things that prove that this person
is just generally an angry, nasty person in general, and who projects a great
deal of her shortcomings on people. She didn’t last long in the group because
of it. She blamed all of us for it, naturally, rather than her own social deficiencies.
I am kind to everyone. Always. But when they try to make me out to be something
I’m not, that’s when my kindness goes away. That’s when I stop giving a shit
about their overly sensitive nature. And when they start hijacking threads, and
bullying people into removing posts because they want the attention drawn to
themselves, then that’s when I just call them out for what they are.
And since I have been blocked in a cowardly manner from
saying so…. I will call this person out for what she is. She is a loser. An
attention whore. A mean spirited, tone bully. A sour, pig faced, cow with
shoddy costumes that no amount of pink Lolita wigs and bows will cure. And no
amount of spouting PCness will change that. You don’t get social-credit points
for fighting the acceptance fight where there is no battle. You don’t get to be
sanctimonious and self-righteous because you have dietary issues; contrived or
real, or because you are married to a trans partner. These things don’t make
you a better, more accepting person. The fact that you can’t view a
conversation of any kind unless you see it through your defensive lens makes
you a non-accepting person. The fact that you can’t let people have a good
laugh, or an opinion that is benign and NOT ABOUT YOU IN ANY WAY, without
making it so, means you’re a bully. A nasty, ugly bully. And you think that by defending the cause du
jour (where no defense is required) will absolve you of that, well that’s
deluded and pathetic.
Reflect on yourself, you sad human being. Don’t let a cause
define you and make you bitter. I will not calculate my words, restrict my
sense of humour, edit my postings, to keep from offending you. I know I’m a
good person. I KNOW I am. I am not without flaws, which I often own, and some I
deny… but I am not overtly mean, racist, intolerant, bigoted or cruel. I’m
snarky, yes. I own that. I’m blunt, and forthright. And I will call people out
on their shit. But I don’t like to be called out for shit when there is none. I
won’t tolerate that.
You are not the
decider of my character based on your own twisted standards—turning benign
words into bad ones because it suits you. You can see me any way you want to
see me, but don’t you dare tell me how I should speak, try to censor or control
my speech or correct me. Unless I am overtly condemning trans people, or saying
that all vegans should be put into death camps, you have nothing to say. If you don’t like me, keep your stupid words to
yourself. But don’t paint me into the person you want me to be because you’re a
nasty, insecure, obnoxious, self-righteous, sanctimonious bitch. And if you
want me to be offensive to you, here it is, you pig faced ugly cow. Now you can
go cry what a terrible person I am. Asshole.
God I can't stand that idiot. She didn't even deserve the politness she got when she was around.
End of ranting session. TYVM
End of ranting session. TYVM
Friday, March 25, 2016
Aging is the balls (and a blank faced Monster High doll)
I begin today with two complaints, which I demand that you to read with a cranky granny tone of voice:
1. My eyes are going! Wah! I can't do detail work like I used to. My days of sitting on the sofa making 1:12 scale minis out of polymer clay are over. I officially need to buy one of those huge magnifying glasses on a swivel arm so I can see what I'm doing. This sucks schmucks.
2. I have had the worst case of bursitis I've ever had in my life in the past three weeks and it's just not going away. It doesn't help that it's in both of my shoulders and I sleep on them, which is why they are constantly being aggravated... but nonetheless. BURSITIS! GARGGGGHHH!!!
Anyway... that's enough of that old lady grumping. I'm doing my monster-high doll project right now and this is where I am at the moment. Shall we?
I have always thought Monster High dolls are just cute as hell, and I never liked fashion dolls all that much; except to act out my years-long epics as a child. But these dolls have a really stylized and appealing shape--even moreso when you get rid of all the trappings added to them when manfactured. So I got a cheap Frankie doll, stripped off her hideous little garments and ho-bag shoes, and asked my fiberista sister to send me some angora mohair and other fine wool. These can be found online or at fiber fairs. Just look on etsy for what you need.
A lot of this information is duplicated on the videos provided, but what the hey. I'm a talker.
So here is the doll and the baggie of kid mohair are at the beginning of the project.
OFF WITH HER HEAD! I recommend that you look up on youtube or whatever how to effectively remove a monster high doll head. I didn't, naturally. You know me if you follow my blog. I act first then curse later. I actually split the neck which will require repairs. But I got her head off nonetheless. Here she is wearing it on her knees. Because I'm weird like that
Welcome to Salon Hungarican--where our stylists' skills compare to no other. Our stylists are also double-chinned and don't wear bras when they're at home crafting; so be prepared for that. As you can see in the videos below, it's a travesty. Try to ignore the tabletop boob and focus on what's going on with my hands. And also try to filter out my continual use of 'Ummmm'.
Some nice acetone will clean off that stamped face. You can use nail polish remover too, but as it's a diluted solution it might take you a bit longer, and it might be slightly more difficult to get into the little crannies and wash out that paint. Yes, Acetone is not just flammable; it's reactive. So please exercise caution, don't use it near heat sources, do it in a well ventilated space, unlike I did, and be sure to launder all your rags etc., etc.
Her face came off lickety split. I also cleaned her again because although she looked clean, there was still a very fine residue that remained after the initial cleaning. Use cotton swabs soaked in acetone to get into the little nooks and crannies like her lips and nostrils, where paint might flow in while cleaning.
I'm not a huge fan of the trend towards strippery shoes for adult women, let alone for teenaged girls. But sadly, I can't control the pre-teen fashion doll trends, so instead, I take my puritanical angst out on the dolls. With a heat gun.
One of the things I actually took the time to look up was how to reshape the feet of a fashion doll. I found ONE reference to using a heat gun, and it had no specific instructions except to hold it over the foot for one or two minutes. But I went with it. For $22 at Lowes, I found a heat gun in the paint department. And lo and behold it worked! I kind of wish I had a trash doll I could have practiced on, because the first foot, being the first foot, ended up slightly wonky. But what the hey... It worked and with the addition of stockings and slippers, nobody will ever know about the mangled foot.

The mohair tends to frizz up and get pouffy as you work with it. Never fear, it can be tamed with water. COLD water. Just wet down the doll head if it gets unmanageable and it will behave (for a while). Even if it frizzes up, a wet comb later on when the hair is affixed will bring it all back down again.
As stated in my vids, I've decided to use an airbrush to apply the sealant between layers. Because I don't feel like spewing toxins into my home and around my offspring (typed after I pretty much huffed Acetone to clean the damned doll); so I opted to go with a technique I saw online where the doll painter used matte medium diluted with airbrush medium to create a thin, well dispersed seal between each layer of paint, pencil, pastels, etc.
She looks serene and in this softened light, you don't see the blotchiness of the blushing. So I will probably swab her down and do it again, and maybe try it with actual blush or a different brush. I may even try it with the airbrush and acrylic paint if push comes to shove, but I have to test that out a lot before I move forward. But this is where we are at this moment. More to come.
1. My eyes are going! Wah! I can't do detail work like I used to. My days of sitting on the sofa making 1:12 scale minis out of polymer clay are over. I officially need to buy one of those huge magnifying glasses on a swivel arm so I can see what I'm doing. This sucks schmucks.
2. I have had the worst case of bursitis I've ever had in my life in the past three weeks and it's just not going away. It doesn't help that it's in both of my shoulders and I sleep on them, which is why they are constantly being aggravated... but nonetheless. BURSITIS! GARGGGGHHH!!!
Anyway... that's enough of that old lady grumping. I'm doing my monster-high doll project right now and this is where I am at the moment. Shall we?
The Hungarican Chick's first Monster High Doll Mod
Part 1 - Prepping & Rooting
I have always thought Monster High dolls are just cute as hell, and I never liked fashion dolls all that much; except to act out my years-long epics as a child. But these dolls have a really stylized and appealing shape--even moreso when you get rid of all the trappings added to them when manfactured. So I got a cheap Frankie doll, stripped off her hideous little garments and ho-bag shoes, and asked my fiberista sister to send me some angora mohair and other fine wool. These can be found online or at fiber fairs. Just look on etsy for what you need.
A lot of this information is duplicated on the videos provided, but what the hey. I'm a talker.
So here is the doll and the baggie of kid mohair are at the beginning of the project.
OFF WITH HER HEAD! I recommend that you look up on youtube or whatever how to effectively remove a monster high doll head. I didn't, naturally. You know me if you follow my blog. I act first then curse later. I actually split the neck which will require repairs. But I got her head off nonetheless. Here she is wearing it on her knees. Because I'm weird like that
Prepping the scalp and head
Prepping the scalp and head
Welcome to Salon Hungarican--where our stylists' skills compare to no other. Our stylists are also double-chinned and don't wear bras when they're at home crafting; so be prepared for that. As you can see in the videos below, it's a travesty. Try to ignore the tabletop boob and focus on what's going on with my hands. And also try to filter out my continual use of 'Ummmm'.
There's a reason that Salon Hungarican failed on its first day of business.
Cleaning the Face
Her face came off lickety split. I also cleaned her again because although she looked clean, there was still a very fine residue that remained after the initial cleaning. Use cotton swabs soaked in acetone to get into the little nooks and crannies like her lips and nostrils, where paint might flow in while cleaning.
Operation De-stripper-foot-ification.
One of the things I actually took the time to look up was how to reshape the feet of a fashion doll. I found ONE reference to using a heat gun, and it had no specific instructions except to hold it over the foot for one or two minutes. But I went with it. For $22 at Lowes, I found a heat gun in the paint department. And lo and behold it worked! I kind of wish I had a trash doll I could have practiced on, because the first foot, being the first foot, ended up slightly wonky. But what the hey... It worked and with the addition of stockings and slippers, nobody will ever know about the mangled foot.
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| Stripper pose extraordinaire. |
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| The first movement after running the heat gun over the ankle and top of foot for about a minute. I just pushed it on the table and it began to bend. |
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| I let the heat gun sit too long and too close to the first ankle and the plastic started to bubble. I reshaped the toes, and let the ankle cool before attempting to flatten it more. |
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| The tool of awesomeness. |
Rooting the hair.
I am going to begin by saying that the little baggie of mohair I had was BARELY enough to fill the head. BARELY. I had to scrounge and scrape the last third of the head, and repurpose what I had deemed waste fibers (luckily I figured out how). So make sure you do not underestimate the amount of hair you need. You can always sell the balance or dye it and use it for another project. Just make sure you have plenty on hand. When I was done, there was only a tiny quarter-sized ball of fibres that were all shorter than 3/4 inches. Getting raw mohair might mean that it hasn't been washed and there might be VM (vegetable matter--hay, grass, etc..) in it. Your process will wash it anyway as you have to wet down the hair a lot ot tame it, but you can give it a rinse in cold water, no scrubbing, and then squash the pad of fibre between two towels to dry it up.
Anyhoo.... As for rooting, I had to be inventive and make my own rooting tool. In order to be slightly more specific about how I made my rooting tool. I found an old number two school pencil -- and a sewing needle. I clipped the back of the need off to make a set of prongs. I jabbed the pointy end of the needle into the pencil eraser and voila. A rooting tool. I recommend you find an emboidery needle that works for you--because they have a wider eye on the needle, making for deeper prongs. You slip little skeins of fiber into the prongs and then punch them into the little plug holes. Repeat until you're done. TIP: The prongs might bend a bit during use, and catch the hair as you're pulling them out. So wiggle your pencil a bit as you pull the needle out to make sure it doesn't drag loops of hair out with it.

Then you don't have to scour the web for a rooting tool, and you don't have to listen to anyone telling you that you should use a felting needle. With this, you control the size and length of your skeins and it costs very little. It worked for me.
Rooting in Action:
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| The punk stage. |
I'm digging this shield maiden/Lagertha look. :D
The mohair tends to frizz up and get pouffy as you work with it. Never fear, it can be tamed with water. COLD water. Just wet down the doll head if it gets unmanageable and it will behave (for a while). Even if it frizzes up, a wet comb later on when the hair is affixed will bring it all back down again.
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| Pouffy and poufier |
Wow, that face is attractive. :::Oy::::
The Painting begins
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| Before we begin painting, you need to cover up the hair. Our first-aid kid came in handy for supplies. I'll try not to rue this decision the next time someone severs a finger in this house. |
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| I used a tiny condiment bowl to mix the solution in small batches, as I don't want to make too much. I can also blend it to the right consistency for my airbrush before filling the little cup. |
Chalk pastels are the thing I'm using here. Frankly, I'm not too pleased with it. I'm considering going to my makeup case and pulling out some blush from there. But the step was to brush on the flushing on her cheeks and around her eyes, so that's what I did.
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| I started with 1 tsp each of the mediums, but I ended up adding airbrush medium to thin it out more. The PSI of your airbrush compressor will determined what solution works best for you. |
She looks serene and in this softened light, you don't see the blotchiness of the blushing. So I will probably swab her down and do it again, and maybe try it with actual blush or a different brush. I may even try it with the airbrush and acrylic paint if push comes to shove, but I have to test that out a lot before I move forward. But this is where we are at this moment. More to come.
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