Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy Independence Day!

For those of you who do not remember, this holiday is commemorating that historical day when Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith saved the world. If you remember, aliens descended on earth and blew up pretty much every one of the planet's national monuments and historic sites with massive beams of obliterator stuff, and then the President, who was Bill Pullman, ordered a nuclear strike against the ships, and Bill Pullman's wife (who also happens to be President Roslin in BSG) bit the dust because of it, and they all ended up at area 51, where Will & Jeff took off in a ship into space to blow up the mothership full of dreadlocked aliens, and President Pullman gave a majorly cheesy speech before the crazy pilot flew up the alien ship's obliterator, and blew it to smithereens, and the mothership blew apart into a zillion pieces that burned up in our atmosphere and that's why today we use fireworks.

Happy 4th.

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