is not gonna happen to a guy like this:
Unless he has tons of this:
But the truth is, that if you have tons of this:
And you look like this:
The reality would be this:
Which might be worth it for some.
What you should really be looking at, fellas is this:
But hey, but if you'd rather keep hunting for unicorns and the Holy Grail, have at it.
And ladies, FYI, this:
doesn't exist either.